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THE PURSWADER COMETH

The Purswader

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Yes, the Mossberg 500 Persuader is an actual model, I've just now found out. It's somewhat unfortunate that the nickname I've given to mine sounds exactly alike.

The Purswader (note the spelling) is an allusion to Titus. In the episode "The Protector", you'll see that he has burned the name of his bat onto the barrel-- Purswader.

Hilarity ensues in the television show, now available on DVD. Confusion ensues in the SHoP, as Tio Jaime is too lazy/stubborn to choose a new nickname.
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Christopher Titus's Purswader

Check out Mossberg's website. It appears to have been revamped over this last weekend. There, you can see pics of the actual Persuaders
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He's lasted 12 hours without playing any craps...

Posted, courtesy of SixHertz. TioJaime is in Vegas...

good quiz

I'm really not surprised with these results at all.



Special thanks to Zipperfish for providing me with shitty html. I had to go in and tinker with it so you'd be routed directly to the quiz.

Good luck, Citizen SHoPpers!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
(gaming handle: Bloodpfhart)

Life is short, you're capable

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

Another Wonderful Opportunity for SHoPpers across These Fruited Plains to BLATANTLY IGNORE Their Tio Jaime's Advice

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 AM AND 2:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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Looks like I fell asleep on this post, but had the coherency enough to save it as a draft...

Yeah dude, I'm the Big Winner!

Tio Jaime wins with Blingo

But that's not the cool part. If you didn't catch it in the screencap above, here it is again, check my address bar.

And I'm bothered by people who find the SHoP for searching for weird things...
click thumbnail to enlarge

That search didn't turn up anything. But this one did. Although I'm very disappointed in SixHertz Nation that we're only sixth and seventh...

Ask not what your Local Area Blog/Internet Admin can do for you, but what you can do for your Local Area Blog/Internet Admin.

Anycrap, this is the third time I've won. I still haven't used the last iTunes Music Store gift certificates from the last time I won-- big thank you to OTW Mark who won us both prizes.

Whatcha Waiting For?

Get it? It's bgcolor=orange
	Look at your watch now You're still a super hot female You got your million dollar contract And they're all waiting for your hot track What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting for

And I'll stop copying-and-pasting that shit when more of you sign up for this blingo-shit. Although I do like the selection of banners... the astute Citizen SHoPper will notice that I've chosen the Gun, the Stripper, and the Dog.

Those would make good Monopoly tokens.

OK lunch time. If you're good Citizen SHoPpers, you'll get a chat transcript between me and OTW Mark!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

A or B...

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, season premiere!!!
(R) 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, episode 4
3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, season finale! FUCK YOU BOSTON ROB
OHHHH SWEET IT'S THE T-1000!!!
i miss horseface asian
You're on the air with KJIMMY

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 11:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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"A or B" is a classic game to be played between one or more men. It's not a very complicated concept. You pick the one with whom you would most like to have the sex. Even if you would choose painful castration before either A or B, you still must choose!

For example... A or B: Nancy Pelosi or Madeline Albright?

Scary shit, huh? I couldn't even bring it upon myself to put up a nice table with those two aforementioned, hot pieces-of-ass. And unfortunately no, Masturbate myself to death is not an option in this one of many male, hypothetical exercises.

Anyway, everything above this line? Just to set up this next Indianapolis Colts Chick-Fan themed A or B...

A or B?

Keep clicking on the links, as I could swear that I talked about Pittsburg(h) Amy's Indianapolis fandom...

OK time for bed. Early morning tomorrow.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

SixHertz House of Not-Much-Going-On...

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

I AM STILL A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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Incidentally, the black chick on the show did have $1,000,000 in her case, but she sold it for $215,000. Ha ha.

disappointing Tio Jaime again
8:45:12 PM TioJaime: watching Deal or No Deal right now 8:45:39 PM TioJaime: is it wrong to want to see somebody shoot herself in the face on national TV if she loses $1,000,000? 8:46:59 PM TioJaime: oh she's not shooting herself in the face =(

Don't think I posted these yet...

Maybe you should go back to stickers. The challenge is gone.

I took these magnets off of Leftist cars here in lovely San Francisco-Oakland-Berkeley. They fucking deserved it.

Those were from a few weeks ago, but I was just too lazy to put 'em up in time. Here's one more from tonight...

took this one when the Blue State fuck-up wasn't even 10 yards away from his car

Although it is smarter for these Leftists not to permanently Stupidize their vehicles, this makes Guerilla Republicaning all the easier.

But don't take my word for it. Check it out and see for yourself!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

The (10 Day) Waiting (Period) is the Hardest Part

Between innings of Giants-Rockies this weekend on my parents' new Sony Vega, I was flipping back-and-forth to VH1 Classic, which had a "Class of 1989" special on. Saw Tom Petty's video for "Free Fallin'" for the first time since the first Bush Administration

Also saw Fine Young Cannibals' "She Drives Me Crazy" and Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" and Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence".

I'll have my shotgun upon my return from the bride-chelor party in Vegas!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

I got your Earth Day right here

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

[grabs crotch, shakes]
Get Bent, Internal Revenue Service!!!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 AM AND 11:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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So I've wanted to buy one of these guys right here...

Because of this right here...

But I missed it because fuckity-fuck-fuck, I owed about $1200 more than what I had already withheld. Cockmasters.

Anyway, so this guy right here made his rare SF Bay Area appearance yesterday...

... and I wanted to buy the Purswader yesterday, in commemoration of his trip to Cisco, Stanfurd, and St. Helena. Much like how I bought these guys here...

... in commemoration of the Inauguration just over a year ago.

Anycrap, no shotgun on BaGD, no shotgun yesterday because I wanted to shop around a bit more.

I was a bit disappointed that I wouldn't be able to make a political snipe at the Leftists here around the Red State Outpost in the Blue State Frontier, but then I realized what today is!

Earth Day can bite my ass

And so, to commemorate Earth Day, I'm going to a gun show. If I don't buy one there, I'm going to Big 5 and getting that Mossberg.

Get bent you Blue State Fuck-ups,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Oh please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

BOO-FUCKING-HOO, ASSHOLES, NOW PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES
PEST or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Lose Respect for my Ex

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 5:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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That's a SHoP classic right there, the Boo-fucking-hoo? You remember where you were when Leftists across the nation cried? And was there no more satisfying sound than Kerry/Edwards stickers being torn off in crushing disappointment?

The sound of stickers being torn off in covert and not-so-covert acts of Guerilla Republicanism is a close second.

Anyway, what exactly is it that has your SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime so excited???

Heh. I'm getting hard thinking about this upcoming Leftist shitfest too...
Kerry 'thinking hard' about 2008 run for president

OK, let's think about this for a second, Degenerocrats.

Your man couldn't even beat George W. Bush, who you openly deride as being a chimp and a nincompoop. And you want to let him run again? C'mon now, saving money on new bumper stickers isn't worth it...

This is like abortion-- you might've heard of that little dust-up in modern American politics. Where a majority of the 47.3 million aborted babies (since Roe v. Wade) likely would've given Gore and/or Kerry enough Degenerocrat votes to beat Bush. Didn't quite think about that did you, before you aborted away millions of votes before 1982? That's the only good thing I can think of for abortion.

On the same self-destructive note, we here on the Right should just let you fucking rookies run John Kerry again. If you don't want to win, that's just fine by us.

Unless... this is all part of a bigger Degenerocrat scheme to exploit the loser mentality of the GOP by letting us win and watering down Conservatism! Crafty, but I don't think you're smart enough to pull that off... Anyway, sure. KERRY IN '08!!!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

The WHORE Game gets its own post!

Check out the comments here.

Do we really need to explain the game to you? If you are an avid Don and Mike listener, you'll know that WHORE CITY was the fad a couple of years ago. And since I'm about two years behind on the archives from the usenet, that's what I have running through my vernacular right now.

I think they got WHORE ISLAND from Anchorman, and from there it just took off. Disappointing callers were forced to declare that their mothers lived in WHORE CITY or WHOREVILLE or WHORETOWN. This quickly morphed into WHORE-ONTO and WHORE-LANDO.

I have airchecks. Just ask. If you don't have broadband, make me send you a CD.

So list your WHORE-variations below in the comments..

Oh, and if it's a stretch, then it doesn't count.

Orlando ---> WHORE-lando
Toronto ---> WHORE-onto
Houston -X-> WHORE-ston (No. Try again, cheesedick.)
Paris -X-> WHORE-is (Again, no. Too much of a stretch.)

Give it a shot. And if you run out of geographical locations, go right ahead and try idioms or other sayings or other recognizable things. SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime claims final authority.

Comment wrecklessly, whores!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

All I can say is...IT'S ABOUT TIME!

To give you perspective, only 3 companies in the United States were fined in 2005 for using illegal workers...
CNN.com - Companies using illegal workers to be targeted - Apr 20, 2006

Final stop in a two-part tour

Unless something really turns me off in Chicago, it looks like it'll be my choice for grad school. Tonight, I'll be flying to Chi-town for admitted students weekend at the GSB. As you may remember, I visited Wharton for their admitted student's weekend, and as much as I tried to love the city, I just couldn't stand Philadelphia. I'll have to give a comparative assessment of the city, student body, campus, and "brand name" after I come back from Chicago. TioJ, you should definitely apply for next year. Get your ass out of the bay area for a couple years...and don't say to me, "eff that noise".

Did you know that Trump was never an MBA like he alludes to being on The Apprentice? He holds a bachelor's degree from Wharton, but that's it. What a dick.

Two weeks from now...

Aww, right....

No Cookie, No Fortune!

Got this from SixHertz.

Bienvenidos a WHORE CITY!

Con amor,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

See? The environment hates people. Don't bother trying to save it.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

Obey My Duck!
Baby Boomers: Eat me

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 PM AND 4:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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Shit. What can we say? Next time, just stay in your fucking car.

Would've been cooler if this bird was just playing dead in the hopes of pecking some do-gooder's eyes out.
Woman in Oregon stops to help bird; truck hits, kills her

Personally, I was just excited to read about Fred Meyer.

Police said they couldn't cite a cause of the accident but ruled out alcohol or speed.

Hmmmph. How about, "This chick was a dumbfuck."

How much you wanna bet this dumb chick was the same one who would think nothing more of walking in front of your truck in the rain on a 40mph road without looking. And then getting mad when you slam on your brakes to try to save her useless life. Arrogant, selfish hippies-- all of 'em. More of these people need to die before they start learning about the value of common sense.

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Just a little over 100 years ago...

100 years and a little under an hour ago... the Great Quake of 1906. If this were to have happened today? On the upside, I wouldn't have to leave for work right now, because I'd be busy shitting my pants. Or maybe having a world's-gonna-end, apocalyptic hump-fest with my butterface neighbor in my truck. I like the second one better.

On the downside, I'd be very pissed at myself at not having procured myself the Mossberg 12-gauge earlier, and not getting my Ham Radio license.

California love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Those were the days...

Remember when Tio Jaime found this picture here...

twooncrapper.jpg!
click on thumbnail for original

And tried to post it on the SHoP, but SixHertz took it down...

The Girls were here for a couple of seconds...
quick post before lunch...

So then Tio Jaime put it up on Tio Jaime: Aleph One...

Home of The Girls!
Public - 5:13 PM

And all was well. But then Tio Jaime found more pictures and shared them with his buddy MwHCock. And he had to have them photoshopped to get them past the SHoP Ministry of Truth.

Pictures here. She's a redhead. Yay!
Because you're mine, / I Toe the line. original available if you go to the archived post, ya lazy perverts...

Speaking of whom...

censorSHoP!
(NC-17) (G) Worktime hijinks!

...Tio Jaime got really pissed at once and didn't blog for a while.

SixH flying solo
Ever wonder why George Lucas has a God complex?

So the MiniTrue had to fill space for a while so his kindergarten buddy could sulk in his own SHoP corner...

south park republican?
SouthPark SixHertz Gallery

But Tio Jaime came back. Eventually.

Second coming of TJ
Hiatus has broken

Which works out just fine for you Citizen SHoPpers (and refugee Infernans) because he's found another picture just like the one which he knows you'll enjoy if only because the MiniTrue is mentally running through a list of people who might possibly see this next thumbnail...

Peeing Chick: The Next Generation
click on thumbnail for original

Happy Easter,
Tio Jaime

ps- Ess on me, how could I forget my other new favoite picture???

28th birthday greetings to Trosama min Asi!
keep clicking on the pittsburg(h) amy links until you reach tookie willliams

Get Bent, Internal Revenue Service!!!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

Get Bent, Political Correctness!!!
Get Bent, Critical Mass!!!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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I was looking forward to celebrating my first Buy a Gun Day, up until I completed my 1040A and 540 2EZ forms. And Eff me in my productive-member-of-society ass, I owe an extra $1200 federal and state taxes.

New to the SHoP? One of those gun hating bay area Leftist Degenerates? Live in a city which recently voted to ban handguns? I'm sure our recent Infernalanche netted us a few new readers who will be turning tail pretty quick now that we're working our way back to our regular programming. Go on, run home and cry to momma. Or salon.com.

OK. Now that I've burned another few lines to get us past the img aligned to the right...

I didn't think I'd get to buy one this year. But I saw this baby on sale today at Big 5 Sporting Goods, normally $299.99, on sale throughout the week for $239.99!!!

(soon-to-be) My First Shotgun!
12-gauge pictured, but the 20-gauge I want is the one on sale

I can manage that, even in spite of the absence of the refund I had been expecting...

It's on sale through next Saturday, so I'll probably go out later this week, la la la, 10-day waiting period, and away we go! pics to follow soon? oh you betcha

Special Tio Jaime Slap-in-the-Face: Hmm, I was hoping to buy my Buy a Gun Day mossberg shotgun from the Big 5 in Berkeley, but it looks like it closed down. No Big 5s in Oakland, and definitely not San Francisco. The closest I can get is El Cerrito or Alameda. In any case, for about the same price as major service for the UESC Lorelai, your Tio Jaime will have himself a shotgun! We just gotta wait 10 days.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- Aaron's cc: is down, and I found the banner at Beth's MVRWC. And she wants a trackback.

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Banner is down, so i replaced it with a random thumbnail from my flickr collection. ya rly!

Oh, also: the 12-gauge is on sale! I should have one 10 days after this friday!
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