PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
I AM A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE
Eastmost Peninsula is the Secret
You're on the air with KJIMMY
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I AM STILL A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE
Take a shit on my Radio-Parade, why don't you...
BOYCOTT FREEFM 106.9 KIFR!!!
Ya got two hours. No excuses this time.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 6:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
If you know your Tio Jaime, you'll know that he's a budding radiophile. See the recap posts above.
My radio schedule is now:
1) John London's Inferno podcasts from two months ago on the drive in to work.
2) Don and Mike on my lunch break.
3) John London's Inferno live in the truck now that they're back on the air in the SF Bay Area
4) More John London's Inferno podcasts once the live show is done.
This is just fine, except for the live Inferno show. Recently, they've been playing the stupidest commercial for the The Search Dog Foundation. I've found the recording of this pukefest of a commercial.
If your ears start to bleed at the end of the commercial, I apologize.
Gimme a fucking break. You were all crying? STFU before we send you to Chinatown as food.
God what a shitty commercial. It's almost as shitty as the Netflix radio commercials. I tried figuring those out, until I realized they were a huge pile of horseshit.
And no, retards, Netflix won't save you any money on gas, unless you're stupid enough to make a trip to the video store and the video store alone. Smart people hit up the video store on the way home from work. And holy sheep shit, see? You didn't waste any gas.
Radio commercials seem to be worse than TV commercials, if only because you can mute TV commercials and still see when to take the mute off. You do that on radio? Well then you're sitting there in your car listening to your own Little Brain thought wondering just exactly what the impeachable offense is.
I thank God that those useless Geico commercials are finally said and done. You know the ones where somebody saves a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Geico? Yeah, they were funny the first time. Not so funny the thirtieth time. And the new ones using various celebrities were also funny the first few times. Now, they're irritating.
Post your own in the comments. Bonus SHoPbucks to you if you post audio links too...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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