This is what happens when the common everyday idiot American only reads the headlines

Read the whole fucking article, for fuck's sake!!!

Microwave experiments cause sponge disasters

And just as a SHoP Overlord test to see if you are reading this very article, I'll put the original articles here, after the one second in chronological order. Just to fuck with your shit.

Sponge Germs Killed In Microwave
Researchers suggest zapping your kitchen sponge

blah blah blah escalation blah blah nancy pelosi

I don't care. Tie in the everyday idiot american how you want. You wanna remind us that these same sponge-retards elected W? Go ahead. Because I guaran-goddam-tee that all of these stupid housefraus whose kitchens smell like tires now and had to break out a new sponge-- they think President Bush is doing a bad job. They'll probably vote for Hillary Clinton because she's a woman or Barack Obama because he's black and housefraus tend to feel collective guilt for being white.

Left, Right... it doesn't fucking matter. Just wet your sponge first.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith